Jun 1

Top 10 Things I Never Thought I’d Ever Say

That’s my bra, not a sling shot for your lego men.Photo 94

Why did you draw eyebrows on the dog with permanent marker?

Why are you wearing four pairs of underwear at the same time?

Why aren’t you wearing any underwear?

Why are you walking like that…wait, did you poop in your pants?

Why do you have a glassful of hair by your bed…and dare I ask whose hair it is?

Please don’t fling poop over the elementary school fence, even if you were trying to help.

Why is my toothbrush wet…and why is the toilet seat so very clean?

Please don’t lick the toilet flusher at the public pool

 and finally…Please don’t lick the public pool shower drain

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